Campaigns by Peter Clark-Deutsch

1. 

   I Need to Buy a Bicycle

   47 backers

   $925 raised of $1,000,000

2. 

   Coaster Ninja Stars to Throw at the People Who Don’t Use Them

   1,245 backers

   $38,906 raised of $5,000

3. 

   I, Hades, Lord of the Underworld, Need Your Help to Cover These Vet Bills for My Beloved Cerberus

   466 backers

   $8,542 raised of $25,000

4. 

   Our Nonprofit Provides Patriotic Chastity Belts for Pro-Life Men

   1,462 backers

   $31,687 raised of $75,000

5. 

   I’m in Need of Pencils, Desks, and Textbooks, but All the School District Has Given Me Is a Semi-Automatic

   40 backers

   $722 raised of $4,000

6. 

   Help! They’re Going to Bust My Kneecaps if I Can’t Pay up for the Surgery I Had to Fix My Kneecaps

   1,140 backers

   $27,467 raised of $80,000

7. 

   Ultra Thermal Winter Shorts for Men

   682 backers

   $57,447 raised of $20,000

8. 

   Biodegradable Notebooks so That All of Your Failed Ideas Will Get Lost Forever

   192 backers

   $4,755 raised of $12,000

9. 

   Let’s Put This Underpaid Toy Elf Through Dental School

   9,644 backers

   $186,966 raised of $200,000

10. 

    The Rankin/Bass All-Stars Battle Royale Fighting Game

    1,711 backers

    $129,274 raised of $74,977

11. 

    Help Keep Our Minor League Team in This Bumfuck City

    853 backers

    $18,023 raised of $50,000

12. 

    Back Rent Assistance for All These People Who Have Been Living Rent-Free in My Head

    71 backers

    $1,217 raised of $4,500

13. 

    Actually, I Didn’t Really Eat Any of the Appetizers so Could You Get That?

    0 backers

    $0 raised of $17.99

14. 

    Let’s Get This Nice Homeless Man a Brand New Sign

    13 backers

    $38 raised of $65

15. 

    Anything Helps! I Worked as a Camp Counselor for Six Summers and Am Now Completely Unemployable

    206 backers

    $3,841 raised of $20,000