Hello, I’m in dire need of some cash after I got situated with some bad people over at St. Mary’s Hospital. It all started after I got into a car accident that left both my kneecaps fractured. Thankfully, the surgeons at St. Mary’s were able to mend my kneecaps back together, but now, because my insurance is refusing to cover the procedure, the hospital is threatening “to give me some good motivation” if I don’t cough up the 80 grand for the surgery.
The surgeons at St. Mary’s took good care of my knees, I can’t deny that. However, now my knees will be “taken care of real good” by the hospital if I can’t pay what I owe. From what I’ve heard, online crowdfunding is the most reliable way to get help covering medical expenses, especially for people who are in the most dire need like myself, so that’s why I’m here.
I know, I should’ve known better than to have gotten into business with a hospital, but I really had nowhere else to turn to. Hopefully, I can raise enough money to make everything right. Time is running out though! Just today, I had a brick thrown through my window with a message attached saying that if I don’t come up with the money in 48 hours, the hospital will get their burliest men over to whack up my knees so bad I’ll be needing a wheelchair for life.
So please! If you can give anything to help me stave off these hospital goons, it would be enormously appreciated! I’m terrified for my safety, but more importantly, I absolutely can’t afford another knee surgery right now.