We’ve all been there. You’re nicely hosting guests at your home. Everyone is relaxing and having a good time, except for you. Why? Because despite your polite request to put all drinks on coasters, everyone is putting them DIRECTLY on your fine wood coffee table! Don’t you just want to kill them? Well now you can do that seamlessly with Shuricoasters.
Our floral-painted Shuricoasters are the perfect, cozy addition for your living room, dining room, or kitchen. Each coaster is handcrafted with the finest material that is ideal for preventing ring stains and cutting through human flesh. No more need to incessantly ask people to use a coaster. Just ask them once and swiftly end them if they don’t listen/obey.
Back this project and you’ll receive a set of five Shuricoasters along with a throwing manual that also shows you where the body’s major arteries are located. Now you can safely have your friends and family over with better peace of mind. Whether it’s board game night, book club, or your child’s birthday, Shuricoasters will protect your furniture in more ways than one.
If we can reach our funding goal, you can expect to see these decorative little bad boys in HomeGoods and Bed Bath & Beyonds everywhere. So pledge your support today so that the only stains you’ll need to worry about cleaning are blood!