Our notebooks can have a special place in our hearts. We sometimes spend hours a day pouring out our souls into their pages, with unbridled hope for the future. But as the years pass, most of us will revisit these old writings and cringe profusely at the vague creative ideas that we once had. That’s why our company has developed EcoBooks: 100% biodegradable notebooks that won’t take up space in landfills and, more importantly, will ensure that you never have to revisit your failed hopes and dreams.

These stylish notebooks—made with durable and sustainable paper—are the perfect space to write down your poetry that you’ll never want to read again when you get older. Most commercial notebooks are not made with eco-friendliness in mind, meaning that your awkward and disconcerting journal entries from your younger days will always be at risk of being read by you or your parents. But with EcoBooks, all the pages will completely disintegrate within 5-7 years, protecting the environment and your reputation.

Entries such as this embarrassing joke would be completely gone within half a decade when written in an EcoBook, removing both physical and creative waste from the Earth.

Designing a notebook that was as eco-conscious as possible was one of our top priorities. What that means is that each EcoBook is made entirely out of recycled notebooks belonging to other artists with failed aspirations and goals. We’re trying to save the planet and destroy evidence of as many unfulfilled dreams as possible. Whether it’s half-formed novel ideas, cryptic haikus, uncomfortable stand-up bits, indiscernible attempts at drawing, or song lyrics about a girl who dumped you, EcoBooks are here to make sure that none of these pages ever see the light of day again.

Prove to us that you’re looking out for the environment and your future self by ordering your own EcoBook today. For every purchase we receive, our company pledges to remove one pound of pollution from the oceans and one struggling artist from their local scene.