No matter the cause, we always take 5% Campaigns by Rob Steinberg
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Coffins Where You Don’t Have To Buy The Corpse Separately
323 backers
$9,282 raised of $35,000
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Mountain Dew May Not Actually Kill Your Sperm, But My New Soda Is Different
528 backers
$14,907 raised of $50,000
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![An angry god with a long white beard and glowing blue eyes with no pupil, light coming out of his eyes. Very broad and tan and frowning.](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20645%20363'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
Appease Me, Mortals!
7 backers
18 out of 120 sacrificed animals raised
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![Childish diagram of a poorly drawn table on purple paper. In the corner in a separate, neon green box is a guy eating on a hard wood floor with a red circle and dash around him.](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20645%20363'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
A Raised Flat Platform With Legs so You’ll Never Have to Eat off the Floor Again
489 backers
$13,624 raised of $40,000
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![Brunette white man wearing a maroon and white flannel and brown pants with his head in his hands, sitting on a white couch with a long-haired brunette, white girl who looks angry with her chin on her fist. She's wearing a pink shirt and skinny blue jeans. Between them there is a yellow haired, happy looking, golden retriever.](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20645%20363'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
We Bought a Dog but It Didn’t Save Our Relationship. Help Us Buy a Cuter One
15 backers
$183 raised of $800
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Gabba Gabba Gool’s, My Ramones and Sopranos Themed Restaurant, Needs Help
301 backers
$5,033 raised of $40,000
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![Big school.](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20645%20363'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
Our School Needs New Textbooks for Our Students to Draw Dicks In
6,504 backers
$114,078 raised of $200,000
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![CVS in a cloudy run down city.](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20645%20363'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
Help Our Town Turn This CVS Into a Walgreens
3,472 backers
$67,498 raised of $360,000
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![C-3PO gimp suit with a star wars ship background.](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20645%20363'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
This Will Be the First Ever C-3PO Gimp Suit
295 backers
$8,964 raised of $12,000
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![Smiling young boy with brown hair holding a large green spider.](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%20645%20363'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
If We Raise Five Bucks My Brother Will Eat This Bug I Found
9 backers
$1.86 raised of $5