Behold, mortals, it is I, The Great Ragamur!
For eons you have ignored me! You have forgotten your ways and distracted yourselves with your modern innovations! I demand worship once more for the Season of Baracus is upon us! Heed my warning through my crowdfunding page, you puny flesh bags!
Do you not fear the power of Ragamur? Until I receive my offerings, there will be no fruitful harvest! There will be only skies draped in shadows! I’ll take the sun from you ungrateful ones!
All offerings must be marked with the symbol of Sagrif by the blade of the elders before being burned in the village square during the next eclipse. Remember that the animals must be a livestock of four hooves. Fish are welcome substitutes. No lizards this time! Geckos upset the Great Ragamur!
Campaign Goal Levels
–120 Sacrifices: Fruitful Harvest
–150 Sacrifices: I won’t threaten humanity with earthquakes, famine, plague, etc. for a hundred years!
–200 Sacrifices: Everyone gets a free car!
My patience is dwindling! Please your eternal ruler or suffer my wrath! Each mortal human who donates an animal sacrifice will be rewarded with admission to The Grand Baracus Orgy.