Campaigns by Peter Clark-Deutsch

1. 

   In Need of Trauma Counseling After Going in for a High-Five While The Other Person Went in for a Fist Bump

   133 backers

   $2,774 raised of $8,000

2. 

   The Last of Us Chia Pet

   2,363 backers

   $68,434 raised of $15,000

3. 

   Sleep Masks That Play Videos and Allow You to Browse the Internet

   739 backers

   $79,184 raised of $35,000

5. 

   The Algorithm Has Determined That You’d Be Interested in Funding These Premature Ejaculation Wipes

   78 backers

   $3,167 raised of $5,000

6. 

   Daycare in Orlando to Drop Your Kids off at so You and Your Partner Can Enjoy Disney World

   102 backers

   $8,197 raised of $10,000

7. 

   Our Friend Group Went on Vacation, and Honestly, We Have No Fucking Idea How to Split Everything

   37 backers

   $461 raised of $3,000

8. 

   Need Help: My Rent Is Unaffordable After Further Gentrification of Tennessee Avenue

   215 backers

   $3,894 raised of $10,000

9. 

   My Truck Has Developed Testicular Cancer

   134 backers

   $2,475 raised of $17,000

10. 

    I Need to Buy a Bicycle

    47 backers

    $925 raised of $1,000,000

11. 

    Coaster Ninja Stars to Throw at the People Who Don’t Use Them

    1,245 backers

    $38,906 raised of $5,000

12. 

    I, Hades, Lord of the Underworld, Need Your Help to Cover These Vet Bills for My Beloved Cerberus

    466 backers

    $8,542 raised of $25,000

13. 

    Our Nonprofit Provides Patriotic Chastity Belts for Pro-Life Men

    1,462 backers

    $31,687 raised of $75,000

14. 

    I’m in Need of Pencils, Desks, and Textbooks, but All the School District Has Given Me Is a Semi-Automatic

    40 backers

    $722 raised of $4,000

15. 

    Help! They’re Going to Bust My Kneecaps if I Can’t Pay up for the Surgery I Had to Fix My Kneecaps

    1,140 backers

    $27,467 raised of $80,000

16. 

    I Just Need a Few More Moneys so I Can Travel to the Upstate Farm Where my Dog Is

    15 backers

    $86 raised of $150