Hey ya’ll! I just recently got back from my trip to Arizona with my besties, and it was BEAUTIFUUUL, of course. Missing the canyons already! Unfortunately, we’re in a bit of a predicament as we all spent a lot of money individually for the benefit of the rest of the group and have no fucking clue how we’re all going to pay each other back.
I tried to get ahead of this issue before our trip started, but everyone else brushed me off saying we’d figure it out as we go. Now, our friend group of ten years is on the brink of collapse because we can’t come to an agreement on who gets reimbursed for what. But I’m hoping you can totally relate to our problem and donate so that the nine of us can remain best friends forever!
We tried working this out on our own, but the details got complicated fast. Basically, Josh booked the Airbnb. Carrie and Leslie got the rental cars. Devin got groceries, but Sarah only wanted to get expensive vegan food that no one else wants to pay for. Devin doesn’t want to cover the alcohol because he only had a few beers and a shot the entire trip. Jeff showed up to the trip late and is arguing that he shouldn’t pay for two of the Airbnb days. Kyle brought all the weed and his bong, so he’s arguing that he shouldn’t pay for anything. Andy refuses to pay for most of the gas since he missed half of our outings because he wasn’t feeling well. And fucking Leslie doesn’t use Venmo or PayPal.
I know that we should be better adults about this, but you can blame our poor education system for not teaching us how to do this specific math. So if you can find it in your heart, please consider helping out this wonderful ragtag team of mostly English graduates. Our plan is to basically divide out the money raised between all of us so that everyone is happy. And next time we go on a trip, we’re going to bring along an accountant lol.
Or we’ll just give in and invite Carter next time, even though he’s super annoying. (His dad is pretty loaded though.)