The magic and boundless joy of Disney World is something that everyone should experience, so why not ditch the kids so you and your partner can finally carve out some quality time with Mickey and Minnie? Starting next year, we hope to introduce our new daycare in Orlando so that even your little ones can have fun while the two of you enjoy all the festivities and park rides on your own.
As parents ourselves, we know the conversation you’ve likely had with your partner: “We’d love to make it out to Disney World someday, but what are we going to do with our kids once we get there?” Thankfully, you don’t have to choose anymore between your children and having the time of your lives at the most magical place on Earth. Just drop those young’uns off at our premium daycare center and the two of you can start getting day drunk at Epcot!
Our daycare center right outside Disney World will have everything a child could ever wish for. We plan on supplying plenty of toys, games, and snacks. And, if we’re lucky, maybe one of the tertiary Disney characters will drop in for a quick visit on their break (as long as they’re within our budget). We’ll also make sure that every window of our daycare is facing the parks so the children can look out and think about how much fun they’ll have when they get old enough to go to Disney World without their kids.
Look, we know you need this trip to Disney, especially now that you’re old enough to realize that dreams don’t really come true. But at least you can take comfort knowing that when you wish upon a star for someone to take your kids off your hands so you can enjoy Magic Kingdom, we’ll be there to fulfill your hearts’ desires. Donate today so you can rekindle the happiness and wonder of your childhood memories—without your children.