Campaigns by Peter Clark-Deutsch

1. 

   My EMT Dad Gave Me a Ride to School and Now I’m Stuck With the Ambulance Bills

   67 backers

   $1,138 raised of $1,900

2. 

   Wholesome Christian Stories But Told By Meat People

   2,493 backers

   $78,733 raised of $100,000

3. 

   I Accidentally Mentioned That I Have a Boyfriend and Lost Half of My Twitch Subscribers

   323 backers

   $6,358 raised of $15,000

5. 

   AHHHHHH!!!! I’M GETTING EATEN BY A FUCKING ALLIGATOR!!!! HELP!!!!

   700 backers

   $33,780 raised of $40,000

6. 

   Look, If I Don’t Get Enough Support for My Gardening Podcast, I’m Going to Have to Make It Alt-Right

   89 backers

   $2,838 raised of $8,000

7. 

   I Just Need a Few More Moneys so I Can Travel to the Upstate Farm Where my Dog Is

   15 backers

   $86 raised of $150

8. 

   Fuck It! Let’s Free Tibet

   470 backers

   $8,136 raised of $500,000,000

9. 

   In Need of Trauma Counseling After Going in for a High-Five While The Other Person Went in for a Fist Bump

   133 backers

   $2,774 raised of $8,000

10. 

    The Last of Us Chia Pet

    2,363 backers

    $68,434 raised of $15,000

11. 

    Sleep Masks That Play Videos and Allow You to Browse the Internet

    739 backers

    $79,184 raised of $35,000

12. 

    The Algorithm Has Determined That You’d Be Interested in Funding These Premature Ejaculation Wipes

    78 backers

    $3,167 raised of $5,000

13. 

    Daycare in Orlando to Drop Your Kids off at so You and Your Partner Can Enjoy Disney World

    102 backers

    $8,197 raised of $10,000

14. 

    Our Friend Group Went on Vacation, and Honestly, We Have No Fucking Idea How to Split Everything

    37 backers

    $461 raised of $3,000

15. 

    Need Help: My Rent Is Unaffordable After Further Gentrification of Tennessee Avenue

    215 backers

    $3,894 raised of $10,000

16. 

    My Truck Has Developed Testicular Cancer

    134 backers

    $2,475 raised of $17,000