Campaigns by James Knapp

1. 

   A Fleshlight That’s Also Some Kind of Light Source

   227 backers

   $6,430 raised of $20,000

2. 

   My Parents Were Tragically Killed. Now I’m Looking to Raise $6 Billion so I Can Become Batman

   4,458 backers

   $98,542 raised of $6,000,000,000

3. 

   How About an Erectile Dysfunction Pill That Tastes Good?

   1,090 backers

   $37,452 raised of $20,000

4. 

   My Son Was Kidnapped! Help Me Adopt a New One

   0 backers

   0 out of 1 son raised

5. 

   WE HAVE TO HELP BETTY WHITE!! Okay, Now That I Have Your Attention, My Stove Broke

   0 backers

   $0 raised of $300

6. 

   I Don’t Need Your Charity, You Goddamn Hippies!

   0 backers

   $0 raised of $0

7. 

   I’m Starting a New Religion So I’m Gonna Need a Dozen of You to Follow Me Around the Desert for a While to Get the Ball Rolling

   4 backers

   4 out of 12 disciples raised

8. 

   Oh… So I’m a Bit Drunk and Logged in Here by Mistake but How’s Everyone Doing?

   3 backers

   $45 raised of $0