Sorry for the misdirection, but I just really need your help with this stove issue that I’m dealing with. For the past week or whatever, it’s been making this weird clicking noise when I use the broiler and it’s, like, super annoying. Now that may not sound like a big deal, but if it was happening to Betty White’s stove, you wouldn’t hesitate to help her. So I don’t know why you’d choose now to be so stingy.
I figure it should take about $300 to get this fixed. That’s not a professional estimate or anything. I meant to call a repairman this week, but like, I’ve had a lot of T.V. to catch up on and I guess I just totally spaced. Actually, I started rewatching the Golden Girls recently. Man, how great was Betty White in that show? Did you know that she’s a distant relative of mine? I mean, I assume; if we really traced our ancestry back far enough, I might be like eighth or ninth cousins with her. Basically what I’m saying is that your donation to this cause does kinda help Betty in a way.
This really is my last option here. I found a bunch of videos online that show you how to do it yourself, except they were all twelve minutes long and I was just like uggggggh who has the time? Certainly not ninety-eight-year-old acting sensation of film and television, Betty White. You really expect someone whose career has spanned more than eighty luminous years ever had the time to buy a screwdriver? Hell no! So why not help out a fellow hustler who relates to our queen, Betty?
How about this? I will give any backer who contributes the full amount for this stove problem my signed box set of The Mary Tyler Moore Show in which Ms. White appears in forty-six episodes. Sure it’s missing the season 4 disc and the signature is actually Cloris Leachman’s, but that’s still worth helping out a fellow Betty White fan, right?