Campaigns by Jonah Nink

1. 

   Personalized Eye Floaters

   1,109 backers

   $35,125 raised of $50,000

2. 

   Fuck It: I Want to Do Pirate Shit

   1,708 backers

   $31,423 raised of $70,000

3. 

   Jumper Cables With More Nipple-Friendly Clamps

   2,608 backers

   $77,681 raised of $100,000

5. 

   Replace My Useless Son With a Cool Alligator

   989 backers

   $18,206 raised of $7,000

6. 

   I Would Like to Buy a Vowel

   14 backers

   $173 raised of $250

7. 

   Grandma but More Powerful

   1 backer

   $100,004,009 raised of $100,000,000

8. 

   I’ve Got a Wedgie With Your Name on It If You Don’t Cough up Some Lunch Money, Freshman

   0 backers

   $0 raised of $5

9. 

   It’s Amber’s Bachelorette Party! Help Us Hire a New Sexy Firefighter Because the First One Died Inside of the Cake

   18 backers

   $220 raised of $550