Tired of the same old boring squiggly lines floating around in the corner of your eyes? Ever wanted to customize them with rad shapes and colors? Introducing Personalized Eye Floaters, the latest innovation in fashionable ocular obstructions that, with the help of your generous donation, is sure to take the world by storm!
How does it work? Eye floaters are made up of small clumps of protein called collagens that cast shadows on your retinas. We’ll open up your eyeballs, do some sciencey stuff and voila! You’ll be seeing a design of your choice bobbing up and down your peripherals in no time.
Our wide array of floater designs is sure to cover any interest? Want a cute kitten on your cataracts? Missing your dead goldfish? Never let him leave your sight again! Imagine an eye floater that looks like Academy Award winning actor George Clooney! Just say the word and the Oceans Eleven star will be slightly darkening your vision in no time.
After the official launch, customers can choose between a Premium and Premium+ eye floater package. Both will give unlimited access to our collection of eye floater designs, but Premium+ members will not need to watch ads from our sponsors (we’re in talks with Lens Crafters, HBO Max, and Kellogs, to name a few) every five floaters.
Donate $25 or more to this campaign now and you’ll receive a voucher for three free months of Premium+!*
*Medical and legal costs not included.