Yo, yo, yo! It’s ya boi, Lil Vanilla Smoothie. You prolly remember me from that time I headlined the Freshman/Sophomore dance (shoutout to my homies at Oak High)! That night was straight baller, bro. Yo though for real, I’ve been stuck here in this lame ass town ever since I graduated and I need all the help I can get to bounce from this bitch.
Basically I’m looking to get a sick crib in LA so I can start getting it and making moves, ya dig? I’ve been in the rap game for years, but I low-key ain’t going nowhere with my current grind working part time at the hardware store. That’s why I gotta peace, but I need some dough from my support network to make it happen. And when I mean support network, I mean my true homies who have my back cuz my parents are fucking haters for real though.
Honestly, I would’ve been able to fund this move myself given how much I’m hustlin, ya know? But the fucking YouTube algorithm has been tanking these fire bars for no reason, and this sweet drip and DMT isn’t going to pay itself. You know how the rap game be like. Plus, it’s not like I came up from money. I grew up hard out here in the streets of Westchester, NY, so help a homeboy out.
Bless up to anyone who donates. I really need to get the fuck outta here while I’m still on my come up, so hit me up with them dolla bills cuz I’m about to make it rain Benjies real soon haha. Anyone who pledges $5 or more will get the premium edition of my debut SoundCloud mixtape, “Mackin’ Ya Sister”. Let’s all come together so I can get it. This rap career ain’t gonna crowdfund itself.