Listen here! This is a bank robbery! Just put all the money in this big bag with a dollar sign printed on it and no one gets hurt.
Wait, what are you doing? Don’t go for the alarm! Oh, you’re just checking your phone. Sorry. This is kind of a high tension moment for me. You understand.
Now hand it over!
C’mon, I really need this cash. I have to pay back my bookie by yesterday or he’s gonna fuck me up! He’s robbing someplace right now too, but he’s gonna use the money to hire a couple of guys to come over and break my thumbs.
Don’t even go near that alarm button! Don’t even… I’ll shoot… I… fucking goddamnit. Fuck you! Alright, fine! This isn’t a real gun! Fine, it’s my little brother’s toy gun, okay?!
Well, this is fucked. I gotta get out of here, but is there any chance that if I just asked you really, really nicely that you’d maybe just give me the money? Please? It doesn’t even have to be all the money, just a little bit of it. Pretty please?