I’m over the moon to announce that I proposed to my girlfriend from Ukraine and she said “Yes!” She just told me that she simply needs another $10,000 transferred over to her bank account and then we can start our new lives together!

This is where I need your help. I’m in a bit of bind financially right now because I’ve been sending Svetlana money for the past three months and have little savings left. So I could use all the support I can get to make our fairytale love come true.

Svetlana is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met (online that is), and we can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together. She’s beautiful, smart, funny, and adorably clumsy too. I’ve been having to buy her a new phone every week because she somehow keeps breaking them. Haha what are we going to do with her? Oh well…

All of the money donated will be wired directly to Svetlana for undisclosed reasons. She hasn’t been answering my messages, so I don’t know what she needs the money for this time. It’s probably just for travel and visa fees to come to America. Maybe some new clothes too. Anything for my Slavic Buttercup.

So whatever you could give would be the best blessing in the world for the two of us. I know that Svetlana would really appreciate your donation.