Hey all! We did it. We defeated the evil from within the White House, and to celebrate, we’re putting on Brooklyn’s very first diversity and inclusion music festival now that racism is no longer a thing.
Over the past four years, I’ve really wanted to put on my own festival featuring diverse artists from around the city, but I knew it wasn’t safe given how much discrimination against non-white people started unexpectedly popping up everywhere. But now, with Trump and his vile rhetoric being defeated, I can finally put on my dream lineup without any fear of racist people being in our lives any longer.
I’ve already been going into minority neighborhoods that I’ve never visited before to scout out the best local talent this wonderful multicultural city has to offer. Most of them seemed thrilled to hear from me that we finally defeated bigotry once and for all and that they have nothing to worry about anymore except for making sweet jams. Of course though, I don’t have enough money to compensate these underrepresented artists for their time, but that’s where you come in!
With your support, we can make this the biggest post-racism festival in the country. The bulk of the events are planned to be held in Bushwick with possibly some other venues in Williamsburg depending on our funding, so we need all the donations we can get to remind our talented musicians of color that everything is going to be alright for them.
I’m just very happy that we as a nation decided to vote out the Trump cancer, especially since I didn’t even vote for Biden.