We all get into fictitious debates with the people in our lives while we wash ourselves down. The shower is a safe place where you can freely share ideas with imaginary characters without much troubling rebuttal. But doesn’t it start to get dissatisfying when you’re absolutely crushing the argument only to find yourself staring at the same old wall tile with the weird squiggly pattern on it?
After years of development and testing, our team is excited to announce to the world: Debate Dummies—water-proof shower mannequins to be a stand-in for whoever in your life you’re currently mad at. The time to project your butt-naked emotional frustrations in a safe and healthy manner is now. No longer do you have to look like a weirdo to your roommates for talking to yourself in the shower. Now they’ll take comfort knowing that you’re actually screaming at a Debate Dummy.
Whatever the topic may be—politics, sports, your health, whose turn is it to vacuum—Debate Dummies will be there for you to take a verbal beating. Perfect for when relatives are about to come over and you need to prepare your talking points for the dinner table. Or replay old debates that you had in real life while this time mentioning that really good point you should’ve brought up in the moment but didn’t.
Swap out the hundreds of customizable hairstyles and accessories to fit just the right person. A Debate Dummy can easily take the place of your mom, boss, significant other, guy you overheard at the coffee shop talking about abortion, and much much more. Whoever it is you want to argue with but are too afraid to do so in real life, our patented mannequins are here to help.
We currently have 10 prototypes that work flawlessly in action, and we hope with your backing, that full-fledged Debate Dummies can be on Bed Bath & Beyond shelves in time before the Holidays. Pledge your support today! For a limited amount of backers, anyone who contributes $300 or more will receive a SECOND dummy that they can put in the front seat of their car for those imaginary arguments that they have when they’re driving to/from work.