We believe that every terminally-ill patient needs a little bit of happiness as they go through the toughest moments of their lives, especially our proud, freedom-loving Americans. And to brighten their day, we aim to provide these liberty-minded folks with visits from their favorite American Revolutionist to make them feel a little bit more special and loved.
Founding Fathers Fight Cancer is a nonprofit organization that brings the heroes of American Independence to life so that they can comfort and bring joy to the true patriots who are stricken with life-threatening illness. Just imagine: you’re a 60-year-old, midwestern man who loves America more than anything, and as you’re dying of cancer in the hospital, George Washington himself walks in to tell you about man’s glorious pursuit of liberty and the evils of communism and globalists. These are the life-changing moments that we’re looking to create.
We make sure that sessions with our Founding Fathers will create memories that will last for the rest of the patients’ lives. Not only do they get to meet the greatest men who have ever lived, patients also get the chance to sign a copy of the Declaration of Independence so that they can feel like they’re actually joining the fight for freedom and the pursuit of happiness too.
Here are some of our testimonials:
“The fiscally conservative patients love it! You can really see their faces light up when Ben Franklin comes in to discuss the rights of man and take a picture. For some, it’s the happiest day of their lives.”
– Lorraine Flores, a nurse at McPherson Hospital
“My dad loved sharing memes of Thomas Jefferson quotes to own libs on Facebook. So you could imagine how excited he was when Mr. Jefferson came into the hospital room and personally asked him for his help to stand up against the tyranny of the British. He would come in every now and then and tell my dad, “You’re dying for the freedom of future generations. The nation will remember you fondly.” It made him more at ease as he finally succumbed to his illness. Up until he died, he referred to Thomas Jefferson as his “best friend.”
– Brett Curnik, son of the deceased
In order to keep this amazing and important program operational, we need financial support to cover our expenses, and that’s why we’re asking you. We’re not looking for a handout from big government, we rely solely on the tax-deductible donations from the PEOPLE to keep us going. We really hope that we can count on your contribution. Most patients we visit don’t have the means to pay for the massive amount of medical bills that they’ve racked up, so they really could use some moral support from our Founding Fathers.
And if we exceed our goal, we’ll have enough funds to add Ronald Reagan to the cast!