We are deeply saddened to announce the passing of a beloved friend, son, and husband, Lenny Bubbles. He was a beautiful fishy soul whose lighthearted personality would brighten anyone’s day no matter the situation.
Around three weeks ago, Lenny went missing after leaving for work in the morning. It wasn’t until last evening that we received tragic news from a young woman who reported to our local fish authorities that she spotted Lenny’s corpse in a dating profile belonging to “Bryson, 26”.
Not much is known about Bryson other than that he drives an ATV, and that he lured and butchered Lenny in order to increase his prospects of attracting a mate. Unfortunately, the body was never recovered, but we’re currently pursuing criminal charges against the culprit despite us knowing that bringing him to justice will never bring back Lenny’s infectious smile.
The purpose of this fund will be to cover the upcoming funeral expenses as well as to provide for Lenny’s widowed wife, who’s currently pregnant. We know that everyone has a lot going on right now in Brewer Pond, so if you’re unable to give at the moment, we understand. We just ask that if you’re a land creature who is on the apps, if you encounter Bryson, please swipe left and contact your local police department.