Campaigns by John Danek

1. 

   Camouflage to Drape Over Your Funko Pop! Figures so That They Look Like Books

   372 backers

   $10,931 raised of $20,000

2. 

   “Lust in the Time of Cholera”: The Oregon Trail-Themed Adult Film That the World Needs

   412 backers

   $12,303 raised of $90,000

3. 

   Let’s Get Windchimes Because God Forbid This Neighborhood Experience One Moment of Peace

   2 backers

   $21 raised of $150

5. 

   Help Me Start a New Church so It Can Go Bankrupt and Then We Can Have Cool Punk Shows There

   1,305 backers

   $22,581 raised of $50,000

6. 

   I Want to Volunteer to Help the Homeless, but It Turns Out They Don’t Pay

   218 backers

   $4,226 raised of $65,000

7. 

   Yooo, She’s Totally Down! Could I Have the Dorm Room to Myself Tonight? And, Uh…

   0 backers

   0 out of 1 condom raised

8. 

   A Smoke Detector That Starts Randomly Chirping at 3 PM Instead of 3 AM

   15,476 backers

   $450,211 raised of $30,000

9. 

   But Zach’s Parents Got Him One for His Birthday!

   0 backers

   0 out of 1 trampoline raised

10. 

    No, Seriously: THIS Distortion Pedal Is the One That Will Launch My Music Career

    1 backer

    $10 raised of $249.99