Dating in the COVID-19 era has been difficult for everyone. Don’t make it even harder on yourself by leaving your mammoth Funko Pop! vinyl figure collection visible to the discerning eye. Hide your desperate clutch on youthfulness with our camouflage designed to make your shelves of infantile baubles look like classics of literature.
The Funko Pop! Camo is a sheet of heavy canvas that easily drapes over your beloved toys. Each outward facing side has images of the spines of famous and semi-famous books printed on it. Your visitors will never know that you’ve invested hundreds of dollars into a fad that you should’ve outgrown by now, or that you haven’t read a real words-only book since 10th grade literature.
Our backers aren’t limited to one set of classics. We offer a variety of genres for maximum plausibility. There is the “Cis White Male Edgelord” theme, including the spines of American Psycho, Catcher in the Rye, Fight Club, and various works from Anton LaVey. But if that doesn’t match your vibe, you could opt for “Classics of Women’s Lit”, which includes Little Women, Pride & Prejudice, and The Bell Jar. Or to prepare yourself for even deeper conversation, how about the “My Parents Were Hippies” set, comprising Slouching Towards Bethlehem, On the Road, and The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.
And don’t worry if you’re not that smart and can’t possibly keep up the visage of having more refined interests. We also offer a “Basic AF” selection that is mostly Harry Potter and Hunger Games books as well as autobiographies of comedians.
Each batch of camouflage comes with a digital cheat sheet for each book in the unlikely event that someone were to ask for your thoughts about a particular selection. Easily refer to this list on your phone that will provide you with a secondary character who you “really identified with” and a few contrarian takeaways that boldly go against popular interpretations of the book.
They also protect your precious figurines from dust! Because that’s what our priority was when developing this product: keeping the innocence of childhood protected from the ravages of time.
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