Campaigns by Dan Kozuh

1. 

   Our New Brazilian Steakhouse Won’t Stop Serving You Meat No Matter How Much You Beg Us to Stop

   1,129 backers

   $34,626 raised of $60,000

2. 

   The Total is $3.04 and I Really Don’t Want to Break a Dollar

   0 backers

   $0 raised of $0.04

3. 

   Male Deodorant That Smells Like Your Grandfather After He Stormed the Beaches of Normandy

   298 backers

   $9,027 raised of $10,000

5. 

   Mr. Lincoln Is All You Need! Find the Queen! Find the Queen! Five Gets Twenty! Step Right Up!

   0 backers

   $0 raised of $5

6. 

   Something to Do With Dungeons & Dragons, Haven’t Figured It Out Yet

   4,028 backers

   $205,085 raised of $3,000

7. 

   Can I Bum a Smoke?

   0 backers

   0 out of 1 cigarette raised

8. 

   Fund My Journey of Self-Discovery to India That Will Become a Book or Meditation Album or Something

   50 backers

   $752 raised of $5,000

9. 

   My Tits You Can See for Free, My Vagina⁠—Now That’s Gonna Cost Ya’

   0 backers

   $0 raised of $20

10. 

    Help! I Sent a Nude Picture to Who I Thought Was a Horny MILF in My Area and Now I’m Being Blackmailed!

    10 backers

    $125 raised of $500