Okay, I’m freaking out right now because last night my boyfriend and I had sex and took all the birth-control precautions but I think he might’ve accidentally got precum in me and I NEED Plan B now or else my life is ruined.

Although I am 24 years old, this would essentially be a teenage pregnancy because I can’t afford to have a baby, and I’m still hot. I know that I am straight up fucked if I don’t get this morning-after pill because I don’t trust that the condom, birth control, and pulling out worked, or the fact that I’m not ovulating. We also used spermicide gel just to be safe but it was a couple of months old so I don’t know how reliable it is.

And you might think I’m just overthinking all of this, but I’ve been craving a turkey sandwich since last week and I know for a fact that this is one of those early pregnancy symptoms.

Honestly, I’m straight up going to down an entire bottle of Vitamin C tablets and Tequila if you don’t donate. I love my boyfriend and all but he’s kind of unemployed and we both live with our parents.

I’m already using half of my last check to buy five pregnancy tests and could use your donation. Please hurry, as I am running out of time. I only have 72 hours after conception to take it and it’s now been 1 hour.