This is an emergency! I’m almost certain my roommates can hear me complaining to my online therapist about them. The solution? Sound-proof walls. This won’t be cheap! Please donate!
My online therapist has been helping me work through my weird fetishes and I certainly don’t want my nosy roommates eavesdropping on that classified info! So what if ASMR foot tickling videos are the only thing that comfort me during this pandemic? That’s between me and my therapist only!
During quarantine, some people have taken up new hobbies like yoga or TikTok dancing, but I’ve taken up the cute new hobby of having crippling mental breakdowns. It’s a blast. Thank God for virtual therapy, but I fear that my roommates can hear me sobbing about imminent death and our idiot fascist president. Let’s plug up these walls!
As you can see, it’s imperative that I get my bedroom sound-proofed. Who wants to hear me crying into the virtual void? Nobody. So, please donate! What better way to spend your stimulus check than securing the privacy of a weeping friend?