Beau Hawkins is eight years old, loves playing baseball, and drawing pictures of dinosaurs (the Stegosaurus is his favorite)! Beau recently earned the rank of Wolf Scout and can tie the best sheep-bend knot you’ve ever seen. Unfortunately, Beau also has terminal lung cancer, which is why it’s so important that he’s taken care of, and one way you can help Beau is by making sure his hot and talented stepmom, Gina, gets new headshots.
Gina has been taking acting classes off and on for the past five years (which has been totally hard because of Beau’s chemo treatments), and now she’s ready to take her career to the next level. But professional headshots are expensive and can range anywhere from $75 to $1,000 and beyond. Gina’s friend Stefanie got hers done at a place called Palladin’s Portraits, but the guy there told her she had to get naked, and it seemed kind of shady. Not that Gina minds getting nude, but she wonders what that has to do with professional headshots.
After getting the headshots done, Gina will:
– Post the photographs to her Wix site (professional inquiries only)!
– Audition for the Gaslight Dinner Theatre’s production of “A Streetcar Named Desire” (Blanche DuBois, Baby)!
– Be overall less stressed about the declining health of her bummer stepson, Beau.
Up until recently, Gina has been using her old MySpace profile photo when she auditions, which did earn her a callback for the Jenkins Community Theatre production of “Starlight Express”. She was hoping to snag the role of Electra, but they cast that bitch Crystal Banks for the part instead. Anyway, Gina doesn’t want to be held back anymore by less than premium headshots. She wants more for herself and you should too!
If you care about the well-being of a sweet and dying 8-year-old boy, then think of helping his hot stepmom maintain her sanity through his declining health by donating to Gina’s campaign for quality headshots, or whatever. Oh! And if you’re a producer, Gina can totally play ages 18 to 35.
UPDATE:
Hey bitches, it’s Christian Slater again.