Are you ready for the next advancement in kitchen technology? Sure, you’ve had an air fryer before, but like your chocolate lab, it pretty much belongs to your ex-wife’s new boyfriend, Scott, now. This is the first air fryer designed specifically for single dads. Not only can it do everything a regular air fryer can, but it’s decked out with your favorite college football logo.
Let the world know that you’re free every other Saturday to keep up with Big 10 action! Be prepared for the next time your buddy, Dave, comes over for the game by frying up some greasy snacks while staring at the USC Trojans logo and remembering that time you guys watched the 2005 Rose Bowl. And if it turns out Dave’s wife actually got them tickets to see Adele, don’t fret! You know who has never abandoned you? Football and food.
The Single Dad Air Fryer can cook all your favorite single dad meals—steak tips, frozen pizza, leftover steak tips! When your kids come over, you can cater to your daughter’s new vegetarian phase by cranking up the heat to 500 degrees and cooking a hamburger for so long she’ll think it’s a prune. If you find yourself alone on holidays for the first time, you can cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner in your new air fryer, as long as that Thanksgiving dinner is buffalo wings and a baked potato.
Become a backer today and we’ll discount your Single Dad Air Fryer by half a child support check while also throwing in the same March Madness beer glasses your ex-wife threw out. As a user of The Single Dad Air Fryer, it’s important to remember that while it may make food taste better and make being a single father easier, it should never be brought to a tailgate and used as a conversation starter with Florida State coeds.