Are you an amazing, flawless girlfriend but your guy doesn’t exactly know how to express that to everyone he knows? Well we have just the shirt for him! Introducing our Lucky Man lineup: a collection of men’s tees and hoodies that will remind his friends and family how much of a goddess you are. It’s the perfect purchase for the guy you’ve been seeing for one month.
We know that you’re a deeply complex person, so that’s why we made sure to cram in every personality trait about you in one shirt! You work hard to be the best gal that you can be. You deserve a walking, breathing billboard that also reminds any other girls that they shouldn’t even DARE try to come close to your man (We’ll leave what you’d actually do to them if they ever did up to you!) He’s yours forever.
All of our shirts are made of 100% premium cotton and are guaranteed to last you two the rest of your lives together. He’ll never miss a party without wearing his Lucky Man tee, making all of his friends super jealous. So if you’re the kind of person who freak the fuck out if your boyfriend doesnt send you a good morning text, incessantly ask him if he thinks your friends are pretty, or have pressured him into admitting that you’re hotter than his exes (even though you definitely knew that already), then pledge your support for our campaign!
Right now, we’re looking to raise enough money to absolutely flood the shit out of Facebook with ads for our clothes. Big retail stores think they hold a monopoly on cute couple wearables, but no company can ever corner the market of true love, except for us. Donate today to remind your man that you own his heart!