Protect Our Healthcare and Essential Workers!

Hello friends and family in my extended devotional network. I’m collecting prayers for my healthcare and essential workers relief fundraiser, and I could really use your support. We can all agree that our country’s healthcare and essential workers are the backbone of this economy.  And we owe it to them to donate our prayers towards their struggles so that they can finally acquire the financial and medical support that they need.

These people—the bravest and most honored people in our nation—are putting their lives and the lives of their family in danger every single shift. It makes me weep every night, but I know that together as a community, we can all chip in enough prayers to finally put a smile on every essential worker’s face. They haven’t been very happy with our church ever since we donated our hard-earned money to fund our expensive “thank you” jet flyovers. So now we’re really trying to make it up to them with this fundraiser.

Our heart goes out to all of our noble work warriors who are in desperate need of bigger paychecks and PPE, but miracles—the most important kind of protection—are all that America can offer. If we pray loud and strong enough, we’ll eliminate some of the biggest needs facing our COVID champions. Thankfully, it won’t require a lot from you to help out. Just carve out no more than two minutes of your day to pray as deeply as you can in the name of our Lord, and once you’re finished, just click the “donate” button so we know that we got you. 

It’s an ambitious project, but we really hope that we can count on your support in reaching our fundraising goal! Nondenominational prayers and those offering praise to Allah, Ganesh, Zeus, or to any other heathen god, your invocation will be honored at half-prayer rate and matched by another real, God-fearing American from the Midwest.

Hallelujah!