“One Step at a Time”: Workout Videos Targeted to Help You Get Ripped Enough to Beat up Your Stepdad

Is your stepdad a grade-A douche? Is he too busy surfing the web for new pairs of New Balance sneakers and taking your mom out to dinner at Chili’s to spend quality time with you? Maybe you’re still angry about that time he threw away your Linkin Park CD calling it “Devil music.” Don’t get mad, get RIPPED.

Introducing: “One Step at a Time”, the new instructional workout DVD set that will transform you from the scrawny powerless kid you are into a lean, mean, stepdad bruising machine. Punch those reflective glasses right off his stupid balding head by training through our revenge-certified program.

We’ve got it all: curls, deadlifts, cardio, the unconditional encouragement that no stepdad could ever provide, push-ups, and much more.

We’ll have you screaming “you’re not my real dad!!” in just six weeks. This 4 DVD box set includes bonus features like dietary recommendations, martial arts training, 10 keywords and phrases you can shout at your stepdad as you’re reigning blows upon his wrinkly body, personal advice from the trainers, and a coupon code for a one-hour session with an online therapist.

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Oh, and if Rick is reading this just know that I’m still taller than you and mom loves me more. Become a backer today!