O.K., O.K., O.K., so hear me out on this.
My buddies and I were just up late partying one night and we got this idea: what do millennials and zoomers love more than anything else, besides blow, which by the way we seem to be running low on, can we call somebody? Anyway, the answer is mash-ups and reboots!
So with it being Halloween, I thought, dude, let’s get, like, the cast of “The Craft” only put them in that “Hocus Pocus” movie. Pretty good idea, right? Seriously though, what’s that guy’s number again, we should probably call him now unless we want to wait all night.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: sequels for both movies are in the works and that this is a blatantly obvious attempt to get people to support my coke addiction. First of all, this is not a sequel, but rather a reboot crossover, so it’s like 2x better or something. Also, I don’t have a cocaine addiction; I merely dabble here and there. Besides, do I look like the type of guy to spend $5,000 on nose candy?
I mean, if it were really, really good, like this stuff our hedge fund friend got us tonight, sure. But, in general, no. That being said, I can’t emphasize enough how amazing this blow is. So are the movies. This is definitely about the movie. Of course, if I get an 8-ball, that will probably last me longer. Maybe I need more than $5,000? We should probably get two 8-Balls just in case. Three max.
With your help, and if I don’t sleep at all during that time frame, I can probably get this done in like a week.
Update: Again, I can’t stress enough that this is going towards getting the screenplay together, at least the bulk of the money, and not coke. I should note that I am crashing pretty hard and our friend’s guy says he can be here in like an hour, so what’s the deal people?