OMG, you saw my posts on Reddit. LOL! That’s so cute! I’m sure I looked like such a mess. Thank you so much for reaching out. You know, I bet if we met in real life we would totally date. It sucks that you live so far away.
Now let’s get down to business. You got a taste of the candy for free, but if you want to see more, you’re going to have to cough it up big guy. My breasts, sure they’re pert, perky, and perfect but they are shriveled sacks of sand compared to my netherregion.
I’m not like other girls. I am not some cam-slut looking to scam you out of your money. I’m just a twenty-something college girl trying to pay her way through college, and my mother is sick, and I was just laid off, and my cat needs her vaccines. I wouldn’t be doing this otherwise.
You have no idea of the wonders that await you down south. I am like Georgia O’Keeffe’s wet dream. Pulling down these panties is like removing the lid off the Ark of the Covenant. Heroes of old would cross seas and fight monsters just for a glimpse. Poets would write epic verses about it. Sculptors would carve its image into marble. Nomadic tribes would worship it as a god and make sacrifices at its altar. All I’m asking from you is just, like, twenty bucks.
And don’t even get me started on my butthole!
XOXO