Cinderella taught me that “A dream is a wish your heart makes.” Rapunzel taught me to climb out of my tower and find my destiny. These women have inspired me so much, and now, I’m no longer afraid to ask for what I truly want out of life: money for my husband and I to get cryogenically frozen like Walt Disney!
So if you can’t tell by now, we’re just a little Disney obsessed! The stories, the wonder, the magic, the creator’s quest for immortality—we love it all! My husband and I have one of the best collections on the East Coast, including over 300 Mickey Mouse figurines, every Disney princess gown, original artwork from Steamboat Willie, the original “Song of the South” film real, and of course, Disney pins!
So there’s only one thing left for the two of us to do, and that’s why we’re asking for your generous donations. If Walt Disney believed that he needed to freeze his every fiber so that he could wake up in a new dawn, then so do my hubby and I. And that’s why we’re wishing upon a star that, right before we die, we’ll be able to afford to have our icy cold flesh be placed right next to Walt himself. It’s the ultimate collectible and we will have it. We want our grandchildren to slide down Splash Mountain and think, “This is my home, because grandma and grandpa might be frozen somewhere under Tomorrowland.”
Thanks for all your help, Mouseketeers! And be sure to keep an eye out for my petition to allow mouse ears to be worn at my job at the law offices of Kelly & Richardson.