I ask my dad for a Switch every Christmas and he always says no, but when I asked him this year for my birthday, he said maybe! Apparently I just need to make pigs fly first and then he’ll get me the Switch! Can you help me?
So, I had a bunch of ideas and the first one was that I would put some pigs on a plane, but I don’t know how to fly a plane so I couldn’t teach a pig how to do that either. But what if you feed the pigs that stuff you use to fill the balloons? Their skin kinda looks like a balloon, so I bet that it’d stretch a lot. Pigs are already so round, but I bet they’d love being pumped up.
My plan is to lure some pigs from the nearby farm with my leftover candy and blow them up once they’re at my house. Then I’ll bring my dad outside to show him the flying pigs that I made. He’ll be so proud of me and finally buy me a Switch for all of my hard work.
But since the pocket money that my mom and dad give me is only enough for comic books, it wouldn’t be enough to get a bunch of pigs to fly. So I need your help! Please, help me get a Switch! I promise that I’ll let you come over and play with it if you donate.