Hey people, listen up! You all know my brother-in-law, Walt. He’s a good man. For the past few months, he’s been battling cancer. At first he got his treatment paid for by some Daddy Warbucks guy and his wife, Gretchen, but they said that they can’t pay anymore for some reason. His son, Walter Jr., set up this nice little “Save Walter White” website, but the proceeds don’t cover a fraction of the surgery costs—even though people from all the way in freakin’ Belize are donating somehow.
The doctor’s say that this surgery has a real chance at helping him, however they’re also saying that they want to be paid in private islands, so dig deep. The poor guy hasn’t done anything wrong in his life, would never hurt a fly, and not to mention, he’s a freakin’ bonafide chemistry genius. Biggest donation gets a six-pack of my home-brewed Schraderbräu!
Also, that blue stuff’s been back on the streets, so keep your eyes open.