Nothing is more adorable than those dogs you see online that don’t have their hind legs so they use a little wheelchair to get around. Dogs are already so adorable and loveable, so when you see one that has troubles, yet through help from his family is able to overcome them, naturally one becomes overwhelmed with emotion. I personally think nothing is cuter than those little guys.
Problem is, I already got a dog and he has legs. Oscar’s great and everything, but he’s so spry and full of energy. He’ll effortlessly fetch frisbees or run around dog parks with his neighborhood pals; this dog is nothing like me. The animal shelters around here are either hoarding all the cool <4 legged dogs or they get snatched up before I have a chance to get them. We’re going to have to get creative here.
That’s where you come in. I don’t even really know how to do this. I’m not some kind of monster, so I’m probably going to have to hire somebody else to get these problem legs out of the way. Also, since I’m a good guy, I want to have a good supply of treats for Oscar’s recovery process. How unfortunate would it be if I went through all this work to get a dog’s leg removed just for the aesthetic of the adorable wheelchair dog, just to end up with him being all mopey and depressing? That’d be horrible.