Hey man I got this great idea earlier when I was hitting the bong. I was thinking like, “How are there so many problems out there in the world?” We don’t need more problems, we need, like, solutions or whatever. That’s when it all came together. Anyway, you want a hit?
There’s so many things already out there that are bad! Why don’t we make a thing that’s good? I mean my parents won’t get off my ass to “do something with my life” already. This would really show them. They’d finally stop being all like “Hey stop smoking weed with your grandmother around” or “Stop using all the butter to make pot brownies to sell to high schoolers”. They’d have to be like, “Wow you really knocked it out of the park with this idea son, we totally love you!” Also, yo it’s your turn on this blunt.
Hey if I haven’t convinced you consider this:
-It’s gonna be awesome.
-I’ve got the whole thing like totally thought out already.
-I just smoked you up.
Seriously man, we just need like a few thousand dollars. Or maybe like a hundred dollars or something. I haven’t really looked into it yet. But once we got some capital, that’s when we can start making some real moves. I think first I’ll either trade mark it or make it into an LLC. With an idea this great, there’s bound to be hundreds of copy cats out there looking to profit!
Also, you really gotta be quicker in these rotations. You’re kind of chiefing that whole thing.