I’m not the type of person that normally participates in these sorts of things, but a situation has arisen where I feel this is the only remedy to the situation. I need $6,000 and I need it quick.
Now, before you accuse me of being cagey with the details, believe me that I would want nothing more than to tell, literally, everyone what’s going on, but I just can’t. There were factors and people involved that I feel it’s best not be made public. I know this sounds incredibly suspicious, but I took a look at some of the ridiculous bullshit you all have given way more money to, so it’s not even like I am asking for much and, trust me, I need it.
Update: Okay, a lot of you have been commenting about what this is for. As I mentioned previously, I can’t really get into specifics and time is of the essence. I should point out that this money won’t be used to bring harm to anyone or for drugs, so if that’s your primary concern, I just want to take the opportunity to assuage that now.
Update: Again, with the 20 fucking questions? What part of “I can’t really get into the specifics” are you people not grasping? I’ve managed to get a one week extension, but now I’ve got some medical bills on top of the original $6,000. I really don’t know what else to tell you. Would it really kill you to not have all the details? Help a guy out.
Update: $200!? I tell you all I have a week to come up with $6,000 and the best you can do is two-hundred fucking dollars? If I go to these guys with only $200, they will do far worse than break my legs. If I told you this was for rehab or something you’d give me the money. It’s not like I’m using this finance that weird porn they sell on the dark web.