Ah, goddamnit―so my mom gave me a $20 and asked me to go get some milk, right? And I got the milk, sure, but then I, well, I spent the change, okay? And then, I get a text from her that said, “Don’t forget the change! 💕😊” Like, what the hell, mom? You know twenty bucks is like, way more than I needed for a gallon of milk. What was I supposed to do?
Why this time? She’s had me go to the goddamn store for milk a couple of times now, and those times, I totally waited to see if she asked me for the change. And she didn’t? So why would she do it this time? Is this a test? What if she takes my PS4 away again? Damn, dude. I really need that change back. Please help!
What did I spend it on? Well, it was, uh. Just don’t be mad, okay? It was Fortnite V-bucks okay? But only because Caylen McFarlane keeps calling me “Default” at school. It’s so embarrassing. Caylen’s mom owns like, all the Wendys in town or something, I don’t know. He’s super rich, so of course he can just buy new skins whenever he wants. I just wanted one new skin… and maybe a second one when I was sent to get sugar. That will probably never happen now. I am fucked unless you help me out here.
And NO, I can’t just ask my mom for skin money! She says stuff like “you already bought the game, why would you pay more?” It’s such bullshit―she won’t pay for a skin, but she’ll throw a full 20 bucks at me to go get milk? Urgh! She’s such a Default!
UPDATE: Shit, shit, shit! She just texted me again: “Almost home? Dinner soon…💕😊” She knows! Please, I need this cash now. I already told her that the line was really long, and it’s been like twenty minutes, so if you could donate, like, right now, that would be like, super dope.