Yo, I only got enough for the burrito—can I get a couple of bucks for the guac? I only took out ten bucks earlier ’cause there’s like $6.15 left in my bank account and you can only withdraw multiples of $10. Yeah, I knew it wasn’t enough for a burrito with guac but if you recall correctly I wanted to go to Burger King this whole time; I’m pretty sure the original chicken sandwich was 2 for $5.

They are already out of the al pastor, and the carnitas here suck. I don’t think I’ve ever wasted my time on a chicken burrito in my life, but here we are.  If I have nothing to cut this fucking brown rice with but corn salsa I’m going to lose it. What kind of place makes you choose between the sauteed-pepper-and-onions and beans anyway? I want my tortilla filled with food, not disappointment.

I don’t mean to be a dick about this or anything but there’s people behind us. You don’t even have to get me a soda or anything, I still have that ginger ale in the car from the other day. It doesn’t even taste bad when it’s flat, it’s just like a different drink. I’ll totally smoke you up when we get back to Kyle’s.