Hey, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you could maybe help out me and my friends? We want to buy beer and we’re definitely over twenty-one, we just all happened to have left our wallets at home and don’t have money or our IDs on us. A pretty funny coincidence, I know, but it’s true.
We can send you Venmo… or Paypal? Whichever you’d prefer. A twelve pack is like, what, $10? Or maybe $20? I can’t remember. I guess we’ll say $20 just to be safe. Could you get us some Coors Lite? That’s what my dad always drinks.
If you could do us this one solid, that would be tight. We’re really trying to just kick it tonight. Gotta get the stress from the 9-5 off of our backs! So if you could help us buy beer—and oh, yeah—some rolling papers too, that’d be dope.
Wait, you’re not a nark, right?