Hey guys, I’m kind of panicking right now. I realized when my one-night stand said, “Oh, Sebastian” during sex this morning that I don’t know this broad’s name.

We met last night at a bar. I know she must have told me her name at some point, but I was wasted and I can’t recall what it was. She looks like an Eloise (and she was wearing a beret and red lipstick last night, so I got major French vibes), but honestly her name might be… Beth? 

Okay, so I think that her name is definitely Bethany. But if her name is Tiffany or something, I doubt she’ll want to see me again, and she’s pretty cool. Also, the sex was bomb.  don’t know how long I can just keep calling her “baby” because we’re going out for breakfast soon. What, am I just supposed to tap her shoulder and say, “hey, you,” every time I want her attention?

Please help me. I described her the best I could, so I really need some suggestions from you all if you have them. Also, I forgot her dog’s name and she’s one of those “doggo” girls, so that might be worse than forgetting her name. If you could help me out with that, too, I’d appreciate it.