Rebecca and Jack here! We’ve been together for five years now, even though it’s felt like an eternity! We tied the knot right after college, but after two years of being together, both of us KNEW in our hearts that it wasn’t meant to be. We tried marriage counseling, vacations, and even sex therapy, but nothing could fix our marriage. One night as we were sitting by the fire, staring deeply into each other’s eyes, Jack finally popped the question: “Should we just get a divorce?”
Unfortunately, divorce is super expensive even though we both work forty hours per week. A lot goes into it: hiring an attorney, court expenses, tax advisers, and real estate appraisers, can total up to $15,000 each! Please donate so that we can finally experience true happiness through our disunity. With your help, we can have the divorce that Rebecca has imagined since she was a little girl.
We found our dream lawyer with a great divorce portfolio, but unfortunately, he charges $400/hour. Both of us want what’s best for each other, so we need someone who will fairly divide our assets and give us the smoothest separation as possible. The court costs will be expensive, too, and after all we’ve been through with our boring sex life, Rebecca’s admission of feelings for her high school ex, and the constant fighting, we and all of our loved ones know that we deserve a hassle free, beautifully amicable divorce.
We already sold our wedding rings (Rebecca insisted on keeping the engagement ring; call her sentimental) but we only got $2,500 for the both of them. Our families aren’t able to help us out, either. If you give a little extra, your money will go towards our first casual lunch as a divorced couple!