Oh… uh, hey everyone. My name’s Lizzie McGuire. I’m an eighth grader who looks at least twenty years old and I really need some money to go to Italy. I met this psychic named Raven Baxter, you might have seen her on the show “That’s So Raven”, and she told me that I, Lizzie McGuire, an unpopular clutz, is going to pose as an Italian pop star named Isabella whose like totally my twin! Problem is, my high school’s trip to Italy is $3,000 and I can’t afford to have this once in a lifetime adventure with my best friend, Gordo.
Unfortunately, my school said that there was really nothing special about me so they couldn’t give me a scholarship. They said that despite the 2-D cartoon animations that play in my head all of the time, apparently I’m too one-dimensional to have this trip funded. That’s why I need your help!
I know that Gordo would spot me some of the money that he was given at his bar mitzvah in season 2, but I feel bad asking. For some reason, he’s always, like, uber nice to me to the point of complimenting how my shampoo smells! Wonder what that’s about. My parents are super against me going to Italy because they said that creepy predators drive just-graduated-middle-school girls around on their red Mo-Peds, but that’s like totally ridiculous.
Now, I don’t know WHY I am going to pose as an Italian pop star named Isabella whose like totally my twin, but I’m sure it’s for a super cool reason, right? Raven saw in her vision a cute boy named Paolo who was speaking to me in what seemed to be a fake Italian accent, so I hope that he’s involved in the whole thing somehow. Help me, Lizzie McGuire, have the time of her life at the Italian pop music awards! I’m sure that I won’t have to sing or anything.