Want learn more about dreams? Their meaning? Significance? Donate to my campaign to help fund my new, groundbreaking sleep study where I cut straight through to the heart of your dream!
Hi, my name is Dr. Charles Krueger and I have been carefully studying people’s dreams for over 35 years. Now, for the first time, I’m looking for the generous support of the community to get my latest research into insomnia and lucid nightmares off the ground.
What makes me different from other sleep specialists is that I’m able to place myself within a subject’s dream then track them down within said dream. Heck, I’ll even chase after them if need be; I’m extremely persistent in my studies.
Now, you might be wondering about my knife-hands. It’s a birth deformity and I’d rather not discuss it any further, but trust me, once I’m in a dream, I’ll let the subject know right away about them, so no need to worry. I always show them and describe them in great detail immediately upon embarking on the study. And my horribly burned face? They won’t even have a chance to question it because we’ll be off and running with the study.
Sleep psychologist and dream expert Dr. Sandra Wilkins has even endorsed my abilities, stating, “Dr. Krueger is extremely efficient in his research. His work in the field is razor-sharp.”
So if you’re as excited about this research as I am, pledge your support today! I want to truly understand dreams, their meanings, and various strategies to end them prematurely. Most of all, I’d like to finally figure out how a dream can make a person sink into a hole in a mattress then spit thousands of gallons worth of blood straight up into the air.