We know what you’re all thinking: how could I possibly exhibit my sexuality in a tasteful way that simultaneously supports a government agency on the brink of extinction due to a hostile fascist takeover? Thankfully, postal workers across the country have come together to provide the American people with USPS-sanctioned tramp stamps!
While Louis DeJoy and his group of evil minions work to destroy the very fabric of what the USPS stands for, you can be part of the revolution that ensures a postal agency by the people, for the people! By pledging your support through JumpKick, your rear will get access to the entire library of the classic postage designs that you know and love. Plus, each official USPS temporary tramp stamp tattoo can easily be applied and removed to keep things fresh and exciting.
Feel like celebrating the 19th Amendment? We’ve got your ass covered for fifty-five cents. Maybe Washington crossing the Delaware has always been your jam? Done. Hey, Hanukkah is just around the corner! Make Bubbe proud!
Don’t you think it’s high time you gave your partner something exciting to look at for once instead of having them spend their time mentally noting the problematic moles on your back? Maybe you’ve got a little extra real estate to cover. Grab a two dollar Statue of Freedom stamp to show you truly believe in democracy. Or buy a whole book of assorted two-centers and make yourself a collage!