Fund My Boob Job So I Can Become the Big Tiddy Goth Gf I Was Destined to Be

Please help! I’ve done all of the necessary leg work to become a vampire-level goth queen, but am missing one important thing… the quintessential bodacious rack. How will I ever be a big tiddy goth gf I’m destined to be if I’m missing the tiddies?

Maybe I’ve spent too much time reading goth fantasy subreddits, but it’s clear to me that many people’s desire to have a big tiddy goth gf is a painful and endless quest. I’m here to help, because the world doesn’t need more goths, just more goths with magnificent jugs.

Please consider donating money towards giving my headlamps some extra light today! And be sure to check out my sweet reward tiers too –>

I hope to see your contribution! Nothing would be a better accessory to my Danny-Phantom’s-Girlfriend level goth attire than a pair of dynamite cans. I was born to be a big tiddy goth gf and desperately need to fulfill my calling. Thank you!