We all care about the hungry kids in… what is it, Germany or something? Either way, it’d be great if you could donate even a dollar so that these kids can eat some expired beans donated by the local housewives (and despite what my wife thinks, I am NOT cheating on her… especially not with my 22-year-old secretary Dina). Whatever, back to world hunger.
Admittedly, I snorted some cocaine this morning (which is okay, because I’m a CEO of a marketing firm) so I’m feeling pretty generous and donated $10 myself. But HR told me that I had to disclose that for every $1 that goes to a starving child, $100 will go to me.
It’s only fair, really. I’m the one who tells the interns to promote this. Plus, it’s not like these kids are the only ones who are hungry. I get hungry around brunch time, too, just like every body else. Technically, the money that goes towards my lobster and mimosa brunch is fighting world hunger. I’d also argue that my marketing firm makes the corporate world go ‘round, so… that’s world and hunger.
Please consider donating; my Mercedes is two years old so I’d like to get a new one.