We all know the REAL reason that babies nap so much: their first foods send them straight to Snooze Town. Milk, mushy peas, and blended carrots? You can call today’s kids “Benjamin Button” ‘cause they’re grandpas straight from the womb. Luckily, it’s never too early to give them a radical spice-bomb experience they’ll never forget!
Flamin’ Hot Teething Rings are the ONLY choice for the Xtreme infantz of the future! Bring those teeth in with REAL heat and flavor. Finally, you can raise your children by the notoriously level-headed expectations of veteran chili-eating enthusiasts!
Our epic range of rings will include ghost pepper, habanero, and jalapeño levels of heat, so even the wussiest three-month old can get in on the action. All of our teethers are made of either soft rubber or premium aged oak sourced from whiskey barrels for the true tiny connoisseur. No matter the choice, your lil’ one is guaranteed a burning-hot ring in more ways than one.
A study we Ctrl+F’ed through showed spices such as turmeric, ginger, nutmeg, and chili are perfectly safe or even beneficial for an infant’s development. So not only will your baby absolutely annihilate their taste buds by suckling on our Flamin’ Hot Teething Rings, they’ll also develop better proficiencies in reading and math. We’re looking out for the future of your child.
Our gum-eradicators are the only baby product built to withstand the edge of a modern generation, cutting to the chase and blistering those chompers in early. Your support will help us make more peppery products in the future, including a tingly Tabasco Gum Balm and our highly anticipated Sriracha Tylenol range. Optimize your rugrats for the world of tomorrow, by ensuring that they can power through a nuclear-grade vindaloo before pre-school. Order now!
Flamin’ Hot Teething Rings are proud to be chemical and BPA free. The safety of your baby is our utmost priority.
Photo Credit: Brandon Puff